Astronaut whale....

...is a fuckin' dead whale. His career guidance counselor ought to be reprimanded.

Tight fuckin sideburns Mr. Whale

This is one kick ass party guys. There's only one problem..who brought that stanky ass Crab Cake Johnson to the club? Clean that shit up son.

Hey kids

Look at this picture, it's not like you have anything better to do.

The little engine that could.....

...run your stupid ass over. Every body knows, whales should never play on the tracks. Their asses are just waaaaaay too fat.

Rook rike we havin whare soup tonight fehras.

Pro tip: Never play on the tracks with a full stomach, or you might end up in somebody's soup.

Whales are so fuckin dumb...

Don't you know that's a big bucket of shit? For pete's sake, don't eat on that...dumbass whale.